Here's where you can buy stuff that I've made - books, zines, prints, etc. All payments are processed safely through PayPal, and domestic shipping is always on me. (You're welcome.) If you need to drop me a line for any reason, email me at patkewley (at) gmail ( dot) com
Notable Failures In Buffalo History
The funny, offbeat, and true tales of 8 unjustly-forgotten Buffalo failures, including Buffalo's short-lived status as the first Jewish homeland, Buffalo's first failure-haunted foray into pro football, and the Buffalonian who may or may not have discovered the North Pole. Features many pen & ink illustrations. 83 pages, perfect bound.

Click here to see an excerpt that was published in Broken Pencil Magazine!

75 Dead Directors
An art book of pen & ink portraits of 75 of my favorite deceased movie directors through history. Makes a great gift for any film- or death-buffs in your life. Click the thumbnails below to see some images from the inside.
84 pages, perfect bound

Day Of The Dicks
An explicitly-illustrated, adults-only story about a phallus-based apocalypse. The controversial, life-changing runaway success that must be seen to be believed. Gift-wrapping available.
28 pages, stapled

How To Explore The North Pole
Instructional guide and activity book for exploring regions to the extreme north of the Arctic Circle. Includes generous-illustrated informational sections on topics ranging from parka fashion to naming your illegitimate Inuit children. Recommended for the serious explorer and dilettante alike.
24 pages, perfect bound
The Presidents And Their Superpowers
Gorgeous 18"x24" 2-color screenprinted poster featuring drawings of each US president and their corresponding, little-known superpower. Printed with the help of Joel Brenden in a limited edition of 46 signed prints. Click on the thumbnails below to see some photos.

The Presidents And Their Superpowers: A Pocket Guide
Handy, pocket-sized zine version of the print. Perfectly suited for travel & field identification. 1 president per page.
48 pages, stapled
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