Here's where you can buy stuff that I've made - books, zines, prints, etc. All payments are processed safely through PayPal, and domestic shipping is included in the price of all books (the mugs cost a little bit to mail).
If you need to drop me a line for any reason, email me at
patkewley (at) gmail ( dot) com
Notable Failures In Buffalo History
The funny, offbeat, and true tales of 8 unjustly-forgotten Buffalo failures, including Buffalo's short-lived status as the first Jewish homeland, Buffalo's first failure-haunted foray into pro football, and the Buffalonian who may or may not have discovered the North Pole. Features many pen & ink illustrations. 83 pages, perfect bound.

Click here to see an excerpt that was published in Broken Pencil Magazine!

75 Dead Directors
An art book of pen & ink portraits of 75 of my favorite deceased movie directors through history. Makes a great gift for any film- or death-buffs in your life. Click the thumbnails below to see some images from the inside.
84 pages, perfect bound

Day Of The Dicks
An explicitly-illustrated, adults-only story about a phallus-based apocalypse. The controversial, life-changing runaway success that must be seen to be believed. Gift-wrapping available.
28 pages, stapled

How To Explore The North Pole
Instructional guide and activity book for exploring regions to the extreme north of the Arctic Circle. Includes generous-illustrated informational sections on topics ranging from parka fashion to naming your illegitimate Inuit children. Recommended for the serious explorer and dilettante alike.
24 pages, perfect bound
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Alfred Hitchcock "Drink Coffee and Watch Movies" mug
Finally a chance to live out your dream of sipping coffee directly from the skull cavity of a famous movie director. This is a high-quality 11oz ceramic mug with my drawing ofAlfred Hitchcock from my book 75 Dead Directors, with a quote on the reverse side that I made up, but which no one can definitively prove he didn't ever say, either.

$7.99
MUG AND BOOK package deal!
A Hitchcock mug and a copy of 75 Dead Directors together for only $15 ($5.98 savings)

$15.00
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"BUTTS" Mug
$7.99 (plus shipping)
An elegant 11oz ceramic mug with the word "BUTTS" loudly & proudly emblazoned on it in a wraparound design. A one-of-a-kind item for the sophisticated butt fan.